Funny quotes to tackle Monday blues

Oct 23, 2023

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These quotes will take away your blues

These quotes should bring a smile to your face and help you kickstart your Monday with a positive outlook.

Coffee needs coffee

"Monday is the day that my coffee needs coffee before I can start the week."

Warriors or worriers?

"Monday is the day that weekend warriors become weekday worriers."

The witness protection program

"I can't believe it's Monday again. Time to take motivation out of the weekend's witness protection program."

Optional Mondays

"Monday should be optional. Can I get a 'maybe' for today?"

If Monday had a face

"If Monday had a face, I would punch it... but then it would be Tuesday, and I don't like Tuesdays either."

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‘Lit’ Mondays

"The only thing getting 'lit' this Monday is my scented candle."

The attitude

"Monday: Nothing a bit of coffee and a positive attitude can't fix. By Friday, I'll be back to my usual negative attitude."

Monday to Friday

"Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday?"

Going home

"I don't mind going to work on Monday, but that eight-hour wait to go home? That's a real problem."

Extra shots

"Dear Monday, my favorite coffee needs some extra shots today, so please be kind."

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