Chandler's memorable one-liners from 'Friends'

Oct 29, 2023

H'wood

Milana Rao

Chandler Bing

“You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance.”

Chandler Bing

“I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

Chandler Bing

“Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

Chandler Bing

''It's like all my life everyone always told me, 'You are a shoe! You are a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!''

Chandler Bing

''I am full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I will regret it.''

Chandler Bing

“I’m funny, right? What do you know? You’re a door. You only like knock-knock jokes.

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Chandler Bing

“I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last twelve hundred times.”

Chandler Bing

“When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.”

Chandler Bing

“I can handle this. “Handle” is my middle name. Actually, “handle” is the middle of my first name.”

Chandler Bing

“It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”

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